Panic at the drive through

This is what not to do in an AMC Spirit/"AMX": Never stick 6 people into one of these.  Two is 2 too many Never let Piller drive to the White Castle - there is no time before Pretty Boy's wedding. Never let Piller act out his sense of outrage at being tapped on the bumper - it was his fault. Also, it's Detroit.  Your ass is gonna get shot; it's just a matter of why you deserve it, not whether. Jessie, you really should have asked for the Firebird instead. Collectible car show photos: All…

FOUFCFK right back at ya

Dear Dr. Gonzo: This letter is in response to your recent personalized plate request.  The combination of letters [foufcfk]that you requested could be perceived as having a connotation that may be offensive or misleading to the public.  As a result, your plate has been held and will be forwarded to the MVD Personalized Plate Review Committee.   The [PPRC] meets on the third Thursday of every month, after which you will be notified of the committee's findings... We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. xxoo Your tax dollars at work Dear MVD You're wrong about…