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YouTube – fear and loathing in las vegas music video – dead kennedys.

It’s closer than you think.  At least the reminders are…

Are you fucking kidding me?  $35?  PER PERSON?  Last year it was free (except for the part where I skipped a $250 BMG show to go to your “VIP” Offspring concert).  Last year, I got to go on Tuesday.  Last year as a condition of free attendance, I had to work.  This year, I have [...]

Engineering open houses at Michigan State are just no fun at all without Budweisers.  You can’t always rely on Dad’s stash.  If you’re a minor not a welcome customer for some odd, unspecified reason, there is one easy solution. (Be sure to hold the sterno bum’s smokes while events are in motion.)

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Somewhere, near Taos, New Mexico, there are Hot Springs, as featured in Easy Rider.  Last time I was there, there were naked chicks and no undead bloodsuckers.  I am nearing a point where I want to see if that is still the case.  I’m just sayin’

TC:  What did you do wrong? Crabs:  I took your truck without asking. TC: What else? Crabs:  I drove it to Ann Arbor TC: What else? Crabs: …while fucked up. TC: What else? Crabs:  …and I took the keg TC: What else? Crabs: … and three frat brothers TC: What else? Crabs:  …and we stole [...]

Yeah. I own it.  And no, the loose slots they advertised had nothing to do with gambling or hookers.  In a related story, meet my new husband Johnnie Walker.

Vegas, baby! A new Pagani Zonda, obvs. Failing that, a “Government Approved High Speed Testing Vehicles” sticker will have to do. SOURCE:  Two Pagani C9 Prototypes Spied in South Africa – WCF Exclusive Photos

is little tweeting bird chirping in meadow. Logic is wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad.