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“Alertness Impaired” Colondra Hamilton Charged For Masturbating, Watching Porn While Driving | Scene and Heard: Scene’s News Blog | Cleveland Scene.Read more "Crack is Whack"
Engineering open houses at Michigan State are just no fun at all without Budweisers. You can’t always rely on Dad’s stash. If you’re a minor not a welcome customer for some odd, unspecified reason, there is one easy solution. (Be sure to hold the sterno bum’s smokes while events are in motion.)Read more "Baby Come Back"
Yeah. I own it. And no, the loose slots they advertised had nothing to do with gambling or hookers. In a related story, meet my new husband Johnnie Walker. Read More
CGI Fredo Wang, America’s hearthrobRead more "Zoom, zoom, zoom"
Your chariot suffers the ravages of time and crack. All your shit falls off: roof, exhaust, little black rub strip… Curb feelers your McMansion in the ‘burbs? Well, that concept gets revisited too.Read more "Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy"
I will buy your house today 800-730-3311 Dear future slumlord: Your efforts speak for themselves. New Detroit thanks you. xxoo Clarence BoddickerRead more "Truth In Advertising?"
not sayin’. Just sayin’.Read more "Incongruity"
I swear… Man drank from beer bottle, urinated in front of officer by Christelle Hobby – Feb. 20, 2009 09:41 AM The Arizona Republic A man with three previous DUI’s was arrested after nearly colliding with an unmarked Mesa police vehicle — twice. Mesa police said undercover police Sgt. Mike Ivey was patrolling near First […]Read more "Not Me"