Tag Archives : rock bottom

Baby Come Back

Engineering open houses at Michigan State are just no fun at all without Budweisers.  You can’t always rely on Dad’s stash.  If you’re a minor not a welcome customer for some odd, unspecified reason, there is one easy solution. (Be sure to hold the sterno bum’s smokes while events are in motion.)

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Oak Street ghetto house

Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy

Your chariot suffers the ravages of time and crack.  All your shit falls off:  roof, exhaust, little black rub strip… Curb feelers your McMansion in the ‘burbs?  Well, that concept gets revisited too.

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Not Me

I swear… Man drank from beer bottle, urinated in front of officer by Christelle Hobby – Feb. 20, 2009 09:41 AM The Arizona Republic A man with three previous DUI’s was arrested after nearly colliding with an unmarked Mesa police vehicle — twice.  Mesa police said undercover police Sgt. Mike Ivey was patrolling near First Avenue and Dana Avenue early…

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