Lithium
Early and often Posted from WordPress for Android
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Crack is Whack
“Alertness Impaired” Colondra Hamilton Charged For Masturbating, Watching Porn While Driving | Scene and Heard: Scene’s News Blog | Cleveland Scene.
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Engineering open houses at Michigan State are just no fun at all without Budweisers. You can’t always rely on Dad’s stash. If you’re a minor not a welcome customer for some odd, unspecified reason, there is one easy solution. (Be sure to hold the sterno bum’s smokes while events are in motion.)
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Vegas Timeshare
Yeah. I own it. And no, the loose slots they advertised had nothing to do with gambling or hookers. In a related story, meet my new husband Johnnie Walker. Read More
Zoom, zoom, zoom
CGI Fredo Wang, America’s hearthrob
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Your chariot suffers the ravages of time and crack. All your shit falls off: roof, exhaust, little black rub strip… Curb feelers your McMansion in the ‘burbs? Well, that concept gets revisited too.
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I will buy your house today 800-730-3311 Dear future slumlord: Your efforts speak for themselves. New Detroit thanks you. xxoo Clarence Boddicker
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not sayin’. Just sayin’.
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I swear… Man drank from beer bottle, urinated in front of officer by Christelle Hobby – Feb. 20, 2009 09:41 AM The Arizona Republic A man with three previous DUI’s was arrested after nearly colliding with an unmarked Mesa police vehicle — twice. Mesa police said undercover police Sgt. Mike Ivey was patrolling near First […]
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