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Mister, can you do me a favor?

Baby Come Back

Engineering open houses at Michigan State are just no fun at all without Budweisers.  You can’t always rely on Dad’s stash.  If you’re a minor not a welcome customer for some odd, unspecified reason, there is one easy solution. (Be sure to hold the sterno bum’s smokes while events are in motion.)

Not Me

I swear… Man drank from beer bottle, urinated in front of officer by Christelle Hobby – Feb. 20, 2009 09:41 AM The Arizona Republic A man with three previous DUI’s was arrested after nearly colliding with an unmarked Mesa police vehicle — twice.  Mesa police said undercover police Sgt. Mike Ivey was patrolling near First Avenue and Dana Avenue early…