I worked for this guy, Jonathan J. Shithead. In our first office, I shared an office with a paralegal of sorts, an Italian bird named Rosita. God, she was pretty. As the desks were oriented, she sat behind me. So, I couldn’t surf porn.
What I learned after being shitcanned: she rarely wore panties with those skirts. If my desk pointed the other way, I would have learned this myself. In searching for motivational images, I found this. Add 10 years to this 20-something and it’s basically her and what i missed.
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