Close enough (just lose the thong and the Vespa)

I worked for this guy, Jonathan J. Shithead. In our first office, I shared an office with a paralegal of sorts, an Italian bird named Rosita. God, she was pretty. As the desks were oriented, she sat behind me.  So, I couldn’t surf porn.

What I learned after being shitcanned: she rarely wore panties with those skirts.  If my desk pointed the other way, I would have learned this myself.  In searching for motivational images, I found this.  Add 10 years to this 20-something and it’s basically her and what i missed.


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