1990: Beers, Girlfriend, walk, don’t drive, car gets crashed anyway.

2010: Beers, girlfriend, walk don’t drive. Bike to the bar to pick up the car, only to find… Read More
A million years ago, my Dad bought my sisters and me a car. The first attempt was a ’65 Biscayne. I broke the idler arm slamming on the brakes one day. After convincing Dad that steering was an important part of the car driving experience, he traded it in as scrap for a 1973 Plymouth […]
Read more "Midas Muffler and Chase Manhattan Revisited"This is what the Toyota Celica would be if it hadn’t been killed off. Think about it: the Celica was originally an homage to the Mustang, except light and fuel efficient. Here now the FR-S. I see it and think Hyundai Genesis coupe. But, as with the original and the Mustang, the Scion (Toyota) version goes with […]
Read more "Scion FR-S"In Phoenix, we have car pool lanes. During commuter hours, you need two passengers or risk a $350 fine. We do this to save gas when we save rides. Exhibit A – Scion
Read more "Riddle me this"1990: Beers, Girlfriend, walk, don’t drive, car gets crashed anyway.
2010: Beers, girlfriend, walk don’t drive. Bike to the bar to pick up the car, only to find… Read More
Someday, when I grow up….
Read more "When J.C. Whitney Catalogs Attack"Where at least I know I’m free…
to buy a Japanese car and stick a big ass (made in China) flag on it to fool my nativist friends.
You can tell it’s a wingnut and not an homage to the space shuttle because of the W’04 sticker on the gas flap. (Or, I could be wrong and it’s a giant win for IRONY)
Read more "And I’m Proud to be an American"it doesn’t mean “toaster” or “a full reproduction of the original Roland synthesizer, with fully functional sequencer.” Dammit.
Read more "xoxBox"