You earned your name last night. My pint of Stella tasted like it had a shot of vodka in it. And yeah, I was groggy shortly after. That’s my excuse for this: “It puts the lotion on its skin…” Evidently I suck at #phonesex — Messenger Puppet (@messengerpuppet) August 29, 2015 “Are those the panties […]Read more "Dear Groggys"
“We are concerned about shrinkage and are investigating the cause and are taking steps to correct it.” Eduardo Castro-Wright, president and CEO of Wal-Mart’s U.S. store divisionRead more "Unintentionally Seinfeld-ian Lines"