Money is Wasted on the Rich

1967 camaro

This is another of the Chicken king’s stable of rides. (It’s not the actual car: his was original and mint).

It’s not a grail car, because I only rode in it once, and the highlight was not ludicrous speed, driving on the beach, or cruising campus for topless Western babes jumping in to sex me up.  No, the highlight was being ordered to hop out and press the pedestrian button so the light would change faster.  Yes, the true purpose of this pussy magnet ego assuager was once again fulfilled in fine form.


There’s too many self-indulgent wieners in this city with too much bloody money!

When Carbon Fiber attacks: RTW Motoring 458 Italia by Mansonry. Mansonry is, of course, the J.C. Whitney for oil sheiks and other rich tasteless pricks

Ferrari 458 Italia carbon fiber SEMA
No one thinks you are an Enzo
Ferrari 458 Italia carbon fiber SEMA
More louvers than a Saleen
Ferrari 458 Italia carbon fiber SEMA
Maybe the taillight strakes add 10 hp?


Eat the Rich

bugatti veyron SEMA
Somebody had to add some color

Dear everybody with $1.5 million to drop on a car:

White with a black grille? Silver and black?  Silver and gray?  What’s wrong with you people? Yeah, the colors are tasteful.  Here’s a newsflash:  A Veyron is the opposite of tasteful.  Lipstick on a pig doesn’t make it not a pig. By the same token, Chevy Impala civil service colors on a hypercar in no way disguises the fact that one of these costs the same as all of the houses on my street put together.

We know you are an overindulged prick with too goddamned much money.  Embrace it. Flaunt it.  You bought the ticket – take the ride.