Tag Archives : SEMA

Money is Wasted on the Rich


This is another of the Chicken king’s stable of rides. (It’s not the actual car: his was original and mint). It’s not a grail car, because I only rode in it once, and the highlight was not ludicrous speed, driving on the beach, or cruising campus for topless Western babes jumping in to sex me up.  No, the highlight was…

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Tales from SEMA


This guy could not be bothered to wash his hands after emailing a picture of his pissing cock to his lover Fabio.  Or his Italian confidential secretary (also Fabio).  Tomato, tomahto.

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bugatti veyron SEMA

Eat the Rich


Dear everybody with $1.5 million to drop on a car: White with a black grille? Silver and black?  Silver and gray?  What’s wrong with you people? Yeah, the colors are tasteful.  Here’s a newsflash:  A Veyron is the opposite of tasteful.  Lipstick on a pig doesn’t make it not a pig. By the same token, Chevy Impala civil service colors…

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