“Fixed” Ferrari 458 Italia Gets The Churrasco Treatment. Now in Vegas, I saw plenty. None were on fire, but I kinda wish they were… Read More
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Back for another round. Last time: a single man off to SEMA, and meeting a couple friends and coming back with one. This time: crashing SEMA because I am too cheap to pay $35 and wait ’til Friday, bringing a friend and meeting another.Read more "Viva, Las Vegas"
Last weekend marked one year since a shared office became my exclusive domain. Over the next few weeks, I listened to a bunch of bullshit about how little time elapsed between emancipation and SEMA, and how it was more like one weekend, but it was actually three, plus the weekdays in between. All I know […]Read more "What a long, strange trip it’s been…"
Are you fucking kidding me? $35? PER PERSON? Last year it was free (except for the part where I skipped a $250 BMG show to go to your “VIP” Offspring concert). Last year, I got to go on Tuesday. Last year as a condition of free attendance, I had to work. This year, I have […]Read more "Dear SEMA"
Spied at SEMA 2009
Beau from Pimp My Ride/Galpin Auto, in all his 10w40 haired creep gay* stalker dude glory
*NTTAWWT. Also, pure speculation.Read more "Three People who have never been in my kitchen"
…and it shows. Your rolling creamsicle ads come in lots of different flavors Possibly the flavor is Sour Apple Black and topless like hookers named Apple The color of 8 barrel air cleaners Him: Reddened, like it’s engorged. Her: Stop looking at my boobs or I will take this microphone and Casino Royale your personal […]Read more "You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history…"