Why no, we were not propositioned by a famous photographer. No, it did not involve bedroom things that do not usually occur in real life. Yes, there was twerking. At least implicitly.
And then we awoke.
Tag Archive for Sexual Revolution
the deep dark secrets
on Sirius this morning, I heard “Touch and Go” (The Cars) for probably the third time since it was briefly “popular” in 1980. This is that: Anyway, I’m sitting there explaining to my kid what a fucked up disappointment the entire Panorama album was, let alone the cowboy jingle of T&G, when the lyrics grab me:
Fredo Wang: the StifMeister
What the hell is the point of “pussy wagon” on the tailgate of this Dodge truck? For the longest time, some Dodge truck trims were called “Power Wagons.” Then Chrysler started calling their trucks “Dodge Ram.” A couple years ago, they dropped the “Dodge” in favor of simply “Ram.” With that history as a backdrop (notwithstanding the whole “ram”/”[just try to] dodge [the] ram” innuendo), what do we think the message is?
Not even once
If your’re determined to pop your cherry in the methytown latrine.
Ambience courtesy of roaches and vomit
Make sure it’s a Texaco registered toilet. It’s a dealer service.
Tetanus is YOUR problem , though.
Donald Wildmon’s Fantasy TV Lineup
Guns don’t kill people, TV does – Wayne LaPierre 8:00 NBC Law and Order SVU Spree Killer shoots mother in law, wife, wife’s co-workers, others. Killed by cops while pointing handgun at a hooker passenger in the car. The money shot(s): Topping the headshots, the double tap of wife’s boss, mom in a pool of blood, the cops shoot this…
Barefoot and Pregnant
Get to it woman – those Mexicans have a head start Patrick Johnston Friday near Zanesville, OH I’m giving a lecture at homeschool conventions this year. My goal is to reach homeschoolers who practice birth control, who don’t want as many kids as the Lord may want to give them. I need your help with a title. Here’s the description:How many kids…
the Glamorous Practice of Law
This buttplug d*ck breath booty bandit gave me an STD he knew he had. I can NEVER get rid of it either. I have text and e-mails of him taunting me telling me I should be happy he gave me a gift that keeps on giving. Can I sue this d*ck??
via Can I sue this A**hole for giving me an STD he KNEW he had? – Avvo.com.
Porn Creep. Or…
You dirty whore. I took up blogging as a way to vent about that one bitch and dump the cobwebbed effluvia clogging my brain. At the time, blogging was the province of nerds and geeks. At the same time this joint started, we had a secretary who moonlighted in the photographic arts. That creeped into the performance arts. Now, she’s a…
Hookers and Blow…
Jobs, that is.
As many as you can afford, Mister!
Nikki Sixx: America’s Political Correctness Czar
This ain’t no fuckin’ faggot John Mayer concert Nikki Sixx, stating the obvious in the least politically correct way possible. Phoenix 8/10/12