Why no, we were not propositioned by a famous photographer. No, it did not involve bedroom things that do not usually occur in real life. Yes, there was twerking. At least implicitly.
And then we awoke.
Tag Archives: Sexual Revolution
the deep dark secrets
on Sirius this morning, I heard “Touch and Go” (The Cars) for probably the third time since it was briefly “popular” in 1980. This is that:
Anyway, I’m sitting there explaining to my kid what a fucked up disappointment the entire Panorama album was, let alone the cowboy jingle of T&G, when the lyrics grab me: Continue reading
Fredo Wang: the StifMeister
What the hell is the point of “pussy wagon” on the tailgate of this Dodge truck? For the longest time, some Dodge truck trims were called “Power Wagons.” Then Chrysler started calling their trucks “Dodge Ram.” A couple years ago, they dropped the “Dodge” in favor of simply “Ram.” With that history as a backdrop (notwithstanding the whole “ram”/”[just try to] dodge [the] ram” innuendo), what do we think the message is? Continue reading
Not even once
If your’re determined to pop your cherry in the methytown latrine.
Ambience courtesy of roaches and vomit
Make sure it’s a Texaco registered toilet. It’s a dealer service.
Tetanus is YOUR problem , though.
Donald Wildmon’s Fantasy TV Lineup
Guns don’t kill people, TV does – Wayne LaPierre
8:00 NBC Law and Order SVU Spree Killer shoots mother in law, wife, wife’s co-workers, others. Killed by cops while pointing handgun at a hooker passenger in the car.
The money shot(s): Topping the headshots, the double tap of wife’s boss, mom in a pool of blood, the cops shoot this killer in driver seat of his car. He was holding a gun on a hooker in the passenger seat. His brains and blood splatter on her face like bukkake. Continue reading
Barefoot and Pregnant
Get to it woman – those Mexicans have a head start
Patrick Johnston
Friday near Zanesville, OH
I’m giving a lecture at homeschool conventions this year. My goal is to reach homeschoolers who practice birth control, who don’t want as many kids as the Lord may want to give them. I need your help with a title. Here’s the description:How many kids is a “full quiver”? Can the quiver be too full? What if you cannot afford to take care of your kids? Are there negative consequences to being “spread too thin” in having too many kids? Is birth control biblically justifiable? Are there biblically justifiable exceptions? Are there any forms of birth control that are biblically unethical? Continue reading
Porn Creep. Or…
You dirty whore.
I took up blogging as a way to vent about that one bitch and dump the cobwebbed effluvia clogging my brain. At the time, blogging was the province of nerds and geeks. At the same time this joint started, we had a secretary who moonlighted in the photographic arts. That creeped into the performance arts.
Now, she’s a blogger. Evidently there is an entire site dedicated to whoreblogging. And for the dick wielders, a blogging site for them, too.
Is there such thing as penicillin for the internet? Body condoms for blogs?
A – gross
B – “hobbyists,” “providers,” “donations” and incall. Yeah, I in no way think johns, hookers, cooter rental or the Downtowner Motel
Hookers and Blow…
Jobs
Yeah
Ugly Bags of Mostly Water
Why does the Bible hate freedom? Why do fabulous powers exist, only to have the Bible proscribe them? Why do Christians in one breath say the Bible is the inerrant word of God and in the next, say that it doesn’t say what it does, and that God secretly explains the plain clear language’s obvious opposite meaning to his chosen ones? Continue reading