I Went to a Garden Party…

Mmmm winter.  Time to party in the student ghetto.  Pod knows of a cozy little bash.  Ever the nonchalant one, he sidles up to all the pretty girls at school as  if he’s known them forever.  Phid, on the other hand, has more of an end game approach.  He gets more, earlier; Pod’s are more […]

1977 Chevrolet Corvette

Leisure Suits and Gold Chains

I’ve got the obligatory Hendrix perm and the inevitable pinhole burns Now all down the front of my favorite satin shirt I’ve got nicotine stains on my fingers, I’ve got a silver spoon on a chain Got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains… Pink Floyd, Nobody Home It’s the 1970s.  You are […]

Frat Party Flashback

Cruising into work this morning  (at a snail’s pace – thanks again, photo radar!!) and this song comes on the radio… What a stupid piece of shit song, right?  Well, it’s also nostalgic (in a pathetic, demented sort of way). first time I heard it was at the FSK house (at a Phi Sigma Kappa […]

New York New York

Despite what your drunken penis-brain tells you, that hot redhead who reminds you of Louise (Padlock’s girlfriend) on the hysterical historical geology road trip to Niagara Falls is NOT hot for you. This is not the first time you will confuse a girl that talks to you with one who is interested in you. It’s […]

Get a Date, Don’t Be Late

Tickets to Founders Day Banquet: $20 Ride with some goof named Al: Free Getting a semi-hot date you have absolutely no chance of scoring with 40 minutes before the party starts?: $20 (for the tickets, dipshit). You can get shot down for free anytime you want, and pretty much every time you don’t want. Cheesy […]

my future wife

Yeah, this could totally not be the worst idea ever. —–Original Message—– From: Effects Hazards [mailto:zaujlrr@insightbb.com] Sent: Sat 2/24/2007 2:46 AM To: Wink Dinkerson Subject: How are you? My name is Ekaterina.Hi! How are you? My name is Ekaterina. I from Russia, city Cheboksary. To me 28 years. I shall tell to you about myself […]