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The world’s coolest golf cart. 3rd St and Palm, 5:18 p.m. today. 5 minutes earlier, I got a “your batteries are low” message, so I did not have it on and ready to fire. Of course NOW, the error message is gone. [Ed.: IRONY WIN!!!]

Shall we raise our shields, Captain?

Just another day of Porsches

Where’s the eye bleach?

It’s the new Jan Brady Pontiac Aztek! Or possibly a 6000SUX. This was in the same neighborhood, on the same steet as the pea soup Aztek. It’s the art district of Phoenix. What can we conclude? besides artists are dumb asses temporarily deprived of their aesthetic vision when it comes to cars.

Joel Goodson trolls for alien hookers in Phoenix

Porsche 928 shakes it’s fancy little rump free of Rebbecca DeMornay’s Thetans

Penis Wars in Scottsdale

In the little blue pill corner, the Dodge Viper GTS In the natural male enhancement corner, the Lamborghini Murciélago LP 640 Roadster Two men enter, one man leaves… (yeah, that’s what she (the trophy wife) said)

It’s the end of the world, as we know it…

It’s worse than a Zombie invasion or a Sarah Palin talk show. Sadly, Hallmark Cards have come to life.

Dirty Pirate Hooker

SHUT -UP ! you are full of demons. I doubt anyone would have sex with you unless raped. Are you on Psy. meds yet ?...

Gwen Maddox Meacham (Facebook)

These are the ramblings of a real freak

Fredo Wang

You just exemplify dork now... case closed!!

Sabrina

I could go on and on, but I just got so lost… what a site… you’re insane. Good.

Minister of Cool

Thanks for ruining another fond memory.

OG Fred

Brace yourself. This is some of the most insane shit I have ever read… what the fuck is this? ...this was some of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever stumbled across.... this shit just keeps getting more and more twisted. sick fucker

Cripley

Stop running into people

Superstar Queen of Sheba

You are absolutely insane. Can I forward this to [some chick I banged on the El, like Tom Cruise when he was sane]?? She thinks you are hilarious; I think you are fucking nuts.

gcat

What kind of loony ass mother fucker takes the time to write this madness?

Shemp

You sooooo should've been a writer of some sort. [Ed: as opposed to spewing this crap]

Chevelle

I agree with each and every one of your statements.

Woody

Your little "fuck everybody" blog? It's not very good.

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