Life, the Universe, and Everything is explained by football or Star Trek. It’s true. Football is easy – anything that has to do with sex fits.
Star Trek takes on other things – racism, war mongering, cultural elitism. Recently, it became apparent that Star Trek explains divorce behavior.
David Marcus Kid: I’m sorry, sir. Just don’t surrender. Genesis doesn’t work the bus pass is free. I can’t believe they’d kill us for it she wouldn’t help me get it.
Kruge Ex: Admiral You asshole, your young friend is mistaken. I meant what I said. And now to show that my intentions are sincere, I shall kill one of the prisoners piss all over some more of the kid’s innocence.
Kirk Dad: Wait a minute! Give me a chance to talk.
Kruge Ex: [in Klingon bitchspeak] Kill piss on one of them. I don’t care which.
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