Darth Vader to Galaxy: Don’t F*** With Me, I Know Karate

I loved the Star Wars. I could ignore the conceit of the"Episode IV" header. It was a movie that didn't need a sequel. The sequels didn't enhance the story; they simply continued and rehashed it.The prequels were even less necessary. Darth Vader's back story, if worth telling, could have been done in one movie. And, they could have taken us up to the point of the start of the first one. But noooooo. We had to have three movies worth of Anakin, and three minutes of the big black menace who does nothing but stumble…