Guns don’t kill people, TV does – Wayne LaPierre 8:00 NBC Law and Order SVU Spree Killer shoots mother in law, wife, wife’s co-workers, others. Killed by cops while pointing handgun at a hooker passenger in the car. The money shot(s): Topping the headshots, the double tap of wife’s boss, mom in a pool of […]
Read more "Donald Wildmon’s Fantasy TV Lineup"continued from here Clients: We need VIP service, because that’s how we roll! Jack: We need VIP service, because I need the kind affections of a non-harpy! Me: Yay, Boobs! Later: Bourbon Street: Welcome to VIP. The drinks and dances cost more, but the usual bouncer:patrons ratio is reduced down to just these two angry […]
Read more "Big Top Pee Wee"Just another fall Sunday in Phoenix. What to do? Call clients nad head to the clubs! Bombshells seems like a good idea! Bombshells: Lawyers with money? Why would we want to sell you beers and lap dances? Us: OK then! We can certainly afford not giving you any money! Us: Let’s go to the club […]
Read more "Pee Wee’s Big Adventure"Churchgoers, strippers protest one another in Coshocton County | The Columbus Dispatch. WARSAW, Ohio — Strip-club owner Tommy George rolled up to the church in his grabber-orange Dodge Challenger, drinking a Mountain Dew at 9 in the morning and smoking a cigarette he had just rolled himself. Pastor Bill Dunfee stepped out of a tan […]
Read more "Churchgoers, strippers protest one another in Coshocton County"Service to our favorite strip club that is. Neither of us gives a shit that you took a cab home. Your Cordoba is soiling our parking lot with its ugliness. That ends now.
Read more "“Service is our #1 priority”"Chief federal judge too drunk to remember night at strip club DENVER – Court documents obtained by 9Wants to Know show Colorado’s top federal judge [Clarence Scalia] was too drunk to remember how he spent more than $3,000 at a strip club in two consecutive days. He also used an Internet dating service while he […]
Read more "Not me."Beers, strip club and plastic. What could possibly go wrong? Pizza & Schooners of Duff Beer at Bilbo’s Pizza – $40 Mom foots the bill, including your bar tab – priceless. (Actually, just the $40, but she doesn’t drink and doesn’t like to pay for your drinks, you beerhound) Lunch with Dad $30 Watching him try […]
Read more "For Everything Else, There’s MasterCard"Felony spanking owns you. Strippers arrested after spanking trucker Associated Press Jul. 11, 2005 07:45 AM JACKSONVILLE,Ark. – Three strippers and two nightclub managers have been arrested for allegedly spanking a trucker at his 31st birthday bash and severely bruising his backside. After his friends paid $25, Keith Lowery was handcuffed and spanked with a […]
Read more "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick"So much for the best dancer ever at Baby Dolls. RACQUEL– 2/13 – Well the time is near. i am now approaching my retirement. a big thanks to my loyal supporters and all the good gentlemen (and ladies) who have made my 7 years here lots of fun. i wish i could personally give creditto […]
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