There are rules in the club. Yes, you can flirt with the strippers and feel them up, AS LONG AS THE BOUNCER DOESN’TSEE YOU. Third time gets you thrown out of the club. No cartoon one night stands this night, asshole. At least you didn’t get shot or arrested this time. Asshole. Also, driving an SUV […]Read more "In da Club"
So a week behind the billion dollars worth of fan boys, I got GTA: V yesterday. Here’s the skinny:Read more "FB:GM"
NINE years ago today, I was sitting at what used to be Amazons. It was dead, even for a Wednesday, because everybody was all gloomy. I was about the only guy in the place, and the stripper who danced for me joined me at the bar. Tall, thin, blonde, young. We talked for a long […]Read more "A Better Anniversary to Commemorate"
Beers, strip club and plastic. What could possibly go wrong? Pizza & Schooners of Duff Beer at Bilbo’s Pizza – $40 Mom foots the bill, including your bar tab – priceless. (Actually, just the $40, but she doesn’t drink and doesn’t like to pay for your drinks, you beerhound) Lunch with Dad $30 Watching him try […]Read more "For Everything Else, There’s MasterCard"
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I have clients that operate adult cabarets. I also have a wife. I’m not sure …Read more "Where is the line?"