Messenger Puppet

ooo... shiny!

The chrome adds 10 hp at the wheels

Someday, when I grow up….

You can do better than this, Lurlene

Yeah. I own it.  And no, the loose slots they advertised had nothing to do with gambling or hookers.  In a related story, meet my new husband Johnnie Walker.

I agree. Smoking that Bolivian Cluster Fuck sensimilla was a batshit crazy idea. Now bring me a fucking beer, bitch!!!

cocaine and hookers beats amway sales meetings every time

Maybe the 70’s weren’t a complete waste of time after.  Given the choice, I would take the Disco Stu/Larry the Lounge Lizard Monte Carlo over the middle management, I’m late for that widget convention at the airport Super 8 Malibu every single time.  “Progress” can kiss my leopard print covered/Hai Karate scented  ass.

No, it’s not because you could do hookers and blow (simultaneously) on that giant hood.  Well, not ENTIRELY because of that.

As envisioned and performed by monsters
Captain’s log, stardate 3196.1, the USS Enterprise – xoxbox, under the command of Captain James T. Kirk, has been sent to the pergium mining colony on planet Janus VI. Kirk is hungover from that Orion slave girl orgy, so it’s on Spock to fix everything

I'm from the Federation and I'm here to help. Just like FEMA.

"NO KILL I"? Oh fuck that, Mr. Hobgoblin

one of each please

Watch out for Lurlene, Jorge.  She’ll kick your ass if you don’t stick to your own beer.

Seamus McCafferey’s: A place where everyone knows your name, if your name is Bunnahabhain

you’re a bigger idiot that we all thought.

Disco kills everything

1977 Oldsmobile Toronado

P.S. Your leisure suit is on fire, Tony Manero

Unfortunately.

Turd brown is no accident

Porsche suppository Panamera at Barrett Jackson 2010

i.e., no, it wasn’t some bad dream you can’t wake up from.  What the fuck were they thinking?

"Puke" Green is not a coincidence

even the ass looks like ... ass