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Drunk man held for disrupting traffic in Ann Arbor
Posted by Art Aisner | The Ann Arbor News July 09, 2008 12:35PM
Ann Arbor police arrested a man who was walking in and out of downtown traffic Tuesday afternoon, reports said.  Officers were called about a man who was disrupting traffic flow by walking into lanes of [...]

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My ex-neighbor Howard

If this were 1970 or so, and the dude was 20 years younger and not a meth head…

Police chase man suspected of defecating in yard
by Lisa Halverstadt - Jun. 30, 2008 03:59 PMThe Arizona Republic
A Phoenix man was arrested Friday night after defecating and urinating on the side of a Tempe home and then running [...]

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ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1986 Dodge Ram Van

With it’s spaceship-like good looks, and bench seats, this is the perfect van for your clan of homeschooled robot children.  Or jackbooted thugs campaign workers and “government contractors.”
- Actual Dodge ad.
Why talk about this shitbox?  I saw four - FOUR - of these before lunch today, and the one pictured –> is a clone [...]

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Caption This

Famous Last Words:  Jr. will be right in, after he parks the GTO.
Nothing happened last night, right?  RIGHT?!
To cops:  Why no, officer, I was home all night reading the bible and knitting.
Did you hear something?  Nah, go back to sleep.
Attention all units,be on the look out for a brown Opel Kadett with no headlights.

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New York New York

Despite what your drunken penis-brain tells you, that hot redhead who reminds you of Louise (Padlock’s girlfriend) on the hysterical historical geology road trip to Niagara Falls is NOT hot for you. This is not the first time you will confuise a girl that talks to you with one who is interested. 
 It’s a really simple [...]

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Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

Jewel-Osco : home of “drug food.” And recurring gay themes.

It’s Monday. Unload the truck then head to upper crust for pizza and beer. Skip the pizza. Find yourself married to some chick who tried to fix you up with a guy at the bar the first time you meet her outside [...]

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ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: Gentleman Jack?

Jack Daniels. It’s what we hide under the back seats for when 8 Barrel has a party.
1971 VW 411
Spring or Summer, 1980

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ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: Good Night, Sweet Prince

“Now cracks a noble oil pan heart. Good-night sweet prince, And flights of angels sing thee to the junk yard thy rest.” - Horatio Caine on Mel Gibson (Hamlet, act V, scene ii)
It was 20 years ago today (give or take) that the 1976 Mercury Marquis bit it.
CMU came to town to [...]

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Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don’t fail us now.

Chicago + beer = fat drunk and stupid.

well, maybe not fat

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Granny porn

I know I am going to get a million misdirected hits for this, but so what?