On stuffed jalapenos: To put it as delicately as possible, it’s like being kicked in the balls all night long, and then giving birth to a napalm and glass shard covered exploding plutonium cactus. (But it seemed like a good idea at the time.)Read more "Things you never thought you’d say to a girl"
Exclusive: First Look At PETA’s NSFW New Super Bowl Spot (And The Crazy Ads That Led Up To It): Pics, Videos, Links, News.Read more "Eat your veggies"
A lie? No, creative Enron accounting Hi Roger. What the Fuck are you doing, exactly. First, you announce the roof at Jerryworld will be closed because of what the weather might be like in two weeks. (THAT is bullshit and you know it, because I have told you before.) Now you are going to compound […]Read more "Dear Roger Goodell"
Karma: You dicks shoulda opened the roof more. Football is not a game for pussies. Karma: P.S.: Ben Rothlisberger is a cocksucker, but I hate you more Karma: P.P.S. The President correctly called this as a narrow Pittsburgh victory.Read more "Karma to Cardinals: GFY"
Dear Roger Goodell: Please give us the super bowl again. Ariz. mulls Super Bowl 2012 bid We love black hawks and no fly zones. Military intercepts small plane in Super Bowl zone An innocent mistake caused the military to intercept a small plane flying in a restricted area on Sunday. A military F-16 from Luke […]Read more "Baby Come Back"
Super Bowl XLII [2/3/2008] Tickets at StubHub! Wait. flat screen reality vision Tivo replay stadium replay (intermittent) reserved covered parking nightmarish lot snafus beer and snacks at Fry’s prices refi your condo for a Coors Light souvenir cup virtual reality stereo surround sound actual reality stadium surround sound (with craptacular stadium acoustics) superbowl ads “fans, […]Read more "Brother, can you spare $18,500 (x 4)?"
Wardrobe malfunction? A big STFU to the FCC? I think they make “implements” with that little shocker underneath. EDIT: They’re on to you and your little purple friend, dude.Read more "Hmmm"
My favorite ads of the night. Why? Because they were smutty!!! Intentionally. Oops my strap broke > 4 hour erection dangers and Dennis Rodman in a tub. STFU, you boob-fearing media watchdogs. And also , because the Super Bowl and the network exercised control of the content. If I am paying $2.4 million per 0:30, […]Read more "2005 Super Bowl ads: Go Daddy.com and Tabasco Rule"