You’re a Bitch, Otto

Daring statement, I know.  How did i get there?

  • Otis, the bus driver is a bitch
  • This guy is a bus driver:
  • His name is Otto
  • As a bus driver, Otto is a bitch
  • This guy is named Otto
  • And in prison
  • Therefore, he is a bitch
  • QED

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Ralph Wiggumisms

Ralph: “Daddy, I’m scared. Too scared to even wet my pants.” Chief Wiggum: “Just relax and it’ll come, son.” And, when the doctor said I didn’t have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life I found a moonrock in my nose! That’s where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to […]

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