Thumbscrews are the new hotness

Outgoing Secretary of Abu Ghraib and Rainbow Stickers, Tom “cattle prod” Ridge today said that we should torture evil bastards like terrorists or bloggers who look like socks. However, such extreme measures should only be implemented to thwart a nuclear attack or when anyone with operational responsibility is really pissed off over a cold cheeseburger. […]

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Over the Rainbow

Tom Ridge, Minister of Paranoia Secretary of Homeland Defense will resign. Another Orwellian nightmare domino has fallen. C’mon Rummy, sack up and join the retireess As nice as it was to bump Tom Ridge’s ass out of the governor’s mansion in Pennsylvania, the oompa loompa terror warning level was a bad joke. The premise was […]

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