Things that also fuck with your head

or why closure beats, uh, unclosure?  Opener?  Don’t read this whatever you do.

Seeing one of these in your parking lot:

Oldsmobile Toronado Trofeo
Red is always better
Oldsmobile Toronado Trofeo
Karma: Yup. Not just a Toronado. A Trofeo.

Alone, it’s just a coincidence. It’s not like its this one. Coupled with seeing every red Cougar in town (except the one I want) and repeatedly hearing the song that your dedicated ringtone came from, it’s more than a coincidence. It’s…..

a random series of coincidences.

It still fucks with your head.

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Oldsmobile Toronado Trofeo
BEFORE:  Everything is hotter in red

For 40 days, this was the uber hotness in Superstar’s driveway.  Then, not so much.

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Oops, I Crapped My… Driveway?

All crap, all the time, featuring: Trofeo (my new hero Molly) Gremlin (Dribble) Berlinetta (Mrs. Phid (go figure)) Yugo (Kenneth S. Berman, Republican) LeCar* (le français faux for “the car”) (Bagman), and… Pinto’s evil cousin – the “Mustang” II (Pod, Yoko). No it doesn’t prance. but it does fly, with the right inducements.

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