In every sense. I’m driving the thing that is not a redRam 1500 with a Hemi and a touchscreen that I REALLY want car to the office. Around the corner, I see a parked Camry with a critical ass implosion. It’s like my neighbors’ kids after one of their constant DR calls. Plus it’s a Camry: […]Read more "Too Close To Home"
We’re starting a new series, mostly at Drive-By Shootings, called “Go Fence Yourself.” We’ve been exploring the barren Martian wasteland of Phoenix, lately. What better time than high summer, right? In beautiful South Phoenix and Maryvale, EVERYTHING has a fence. Industrial park parking lots top their chain link fences with razor wire. That’s how we […]Read more "The Ever Growing Throng"
And I’m being serious here. If any of you have ever looked at an old Toyota Hiace (Toyota “Van” in the US) from the 80’s and 90’s, in all its angular and absolutely diabolically ugly glory, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. First of all, can anyone explain to me how that aesthetic disaster […]Read more "Toyota is that Ugly Kid that Sprouted into a Hot Piece"
Parking lot weirdness. Crazy out of market Toyota time: the Toyota Land Cruiser II. It appears to be the bastard child of a Mitsubishi Montero and an Isuzu Trooper IIRead more "What the hell?"
I didn’t think my Corolla was all that big,. or that Vantages were small, until i saw this.Read more "Short People Got No Reason To Live"
Things that remind you of other things for $100… Here it’s silver Priuses. 27 years ago it was Diet Coke in cans. Either way, get that shit away from me. The reminder(of a massive fail) touchstone value is still at 11.Read more "It’s the new can of Diet Coke"
Discount Cab 735, 9 a.m. Thomas and 16th St.: Hmmm… I am a male in desperate need of enhancement, but this cell phone call to 1-900-be-an-ass has left me feeling empowered despite my other shortcomings. Traffic: Hey look! We’re all backed up. Discount Cab 735: This looks like a job for someone whose brain requires […]Read more "Profiles in Shit"
… and goes completely unnoticed. Or maybe it’s my sister. Funny Jesus » Blog Archive » Funny Jesus FreakRead more "Jesus goes to the WalMart…"
Priuses suck gas like you wouldn’t believe. I had the GF’s car to use for the long weekend. Saturday I fill it up. 8 bars on the gas gauge. 1 80 mile trip to the airport, a 30 mile trip to the kid’s house and a 20 mile trip to the airport later and it […]Read more "Notes from the weekend"
In our last episode, the Mustang of Destiny had obliterated the signature vehicle of the New Chrysler corporation: The Dodge Ram 1500 (15 more hp, supposedly). Yesterday, victim no. 2 Rest of planet: but wait, Dr. G. She is ahead of you. Dr. G: What’s your point? It’s not 1980 Mustang 255 vs. Honda Civic. […]Read more "Kill or be killed"