Tag Archive for Toyota

Lotus Elite

The Ever Growing Throng

We’re starting a new series, mostly at Drive-By Shootings, called “Go Fence Yourself.”  We’ve been exploring the barren Martian wasteland of Phoenix, lately.  What better time than high summer, right?  In beautiful South Phoenix and Maryvale, EVERYTHING has a fence.  Industrial park parking lots top their chain link fences with razor wire.  That’s how we say GTFO “welcome!” What also…

Mayor McCheese of Crazytown (artist's recreation)

Profiles in Shit

Discount Cab 735, 9 a.m.  Thomas and 16th St.:  Hmmm… I am a male in desperate need of enhancement, but this cell phone call to 1-900-be-an-ass has left me feeling empowered despite my other shortcomings. Traffic:  Hey look!  We’re all backed up. Discount Cab 735:  This looks like a job for someone whose brain requires enhancement too.  That’s me!! *cuts…