You earned your name last night. My pint of Stella tasted like it had a shot of vodka in it. And yeah, I was groggy shortly after. That’s my excuse for this: “It puts the lotion on its skin…” Evidently I suck at #phonesex — Messenger Puppet (@messengerpuppet) August 29, 2015 “Are those the panties […]Read more "Dear Groggys"
It’s called a #hashtag. First, an introduction to newspeak, for the kids who aren’t quite sure how they feel about reading and books, since there’s Youtube and kindle and all (source link in the title): THE PRINCIPLES OF NEWSPEAK Newspeak was the official language of Oceania and had been devised to meet the ideological needs of […]Read more "#Newspeak #2013"
is that I have learned a few things about discretion, relative anonymity and lemons. Not so much the ex. @cousinnsluttymcfailpants yeah, what @kid1 said! I wasn’t joking about having a room for rent — skeweredtesticlesforbreakfast (@manhatingwench) May 15, 2013 Seems innocuous enough except that this room is kid2’s. Kid2 doesn’t live there. As punishment, the […]Read more "The Upside to this Waste of Bandwidth"