Two fingers tequila is the worst shit ever. I know from experience. Why did I try it? The ads: No, I did not understand the double entendre at the time. Where did I see the ads? National Lampoon and Playboy. Yes. I read the ads in Playboy. And the articles. How else would I learn about: the […]Read more "I read it for the articles"
Let me t-t-tell you bout some friends I know They’re kinda crazy but you’ll dig the show They can party ’till the break of dawn at Delta Chi you can’t go wrong Phi Sigma Kappa Frat boys = genetically drunken and stupid? 17. Drink any amount of tequila. Be grateful if you live to tell […]Read more "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."