to Michigan Jim Harbaugh
Hey rambling boy, why don’t you settle down
SFO ain’t your kind of town.
There ain’t no gold and there ain’t nobody like me
I’m the number one fan of the man with the OSU guarantee-Ann Arbor, shameless cougar

Great academics. Resurgent in football (we hope). Smart enough not to admit me. Not smart enough to keep me out of their stadium. Or the North Campus dorms.
to Michigan Jim Harbaugh
Hey rambling boy, why don’t you settle down
SFO ain’t your kind of town.
There ain’t no gold and there ain’t nobody like me
I’m the number one fan of the man with the OSU guarantee-Ann Arbor, shameless cougar
Just lie there like a bitch, our lady of cocksuckers.
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