This is (no longer) a Burger King Town

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Burger King demolished in downtown Kalamazoo; longtime location is no more.

Negotiations to have a long-time Burger King restaurant operator renovate and reopen its familiar downtown Kalamazoo location apparently bore no fruit. Demolition work on the 760 W. Michigan Ave. former Burger King location began on Thursday and the bulk of that work was to be completed by Friday or Saturday, according to workers with a Richland-based demolition crew there.

So, just like that, the evidence is wiped from the face of the earth. Thank god.  No more: Read More

I have this sudden urge

to have my third grade teacher buy me a meal at the Muir’s lunch counter. (OMG phone booth!) and buy some Matchbox cars that actually come in boxes from the D&C. Then run over to Langs for a malted. (OMG Mailbox!) And ride the Hardings conveyor belt from the basement.

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Baby Come Back

Engineering open houses at Michigan State are just no fun at all without Budweisers.  You can’t always rely on Dad’s stash.  If you’re a minor not a welcome customer for some odd, unspecified reason, there is one easy solution. (Be sure to hold the sterno bum’s smokes while events are in motion.)

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You Can’t Spell “Scorpion stings all over would be preferable to this POS” without “Scorpio”

This is obviously a photoshop.  Seriously.  A “Merkur” (nee German Ford) Scorpio that: is not rusted out appears to have arrived under its own “power” has more than the owner looking at it – no one’s laughing and pointing; no one’s barfing has race parts?  WTF? What the fuck was 8 Barrel thinking, trading a […]

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