Time for a prize fight…
Viper
Penis Wars in Scottsdale
In the little blue pill corner, the Dodge Viper GTS
Read more "Penis Wars in Scottsdale"You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history…
…and it shows. Your rolling creamsicle ads come in lots of different flavors Possibly the flavor is Sour Apple Black and topless like hookers named Apple The color of 8 barrel air cleaners Him: Reddened, like it’s engorged. Her: Stop looking at my boobs or I will take this microphone and Casino Royale your personal […]
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John McCain in happier days
- viagra’s workin’
- still able to drive myself to the Boot Camp bar to liaison with Larry Craig
- rockin’ the penis compensator that Lincoln Financial graft that cunt’s my wife’s money bought
- My friends in the oil industry love me for my 4 mpg.
Well, John, you can still live off your trophy wife’s money, and the oil industry still loves you. It could be worse. You could have to listen to the vapid MILF you nominated, rather than just ogle her from afar and remember some of what it used to be like when you had nads.
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Only driven to John Birch Society meetings – J. McCain, Fat Cat, Arizona
Things are definitely different in Scottsdale, right down to the used car lots.
Read more "Clean, One Owner"Kill or be killed
A: Be Killed Unless there is traffic. In that case, it is “Be less killed”
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that is so irresistible?
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