This did not happen

I did not see this car in Kalamazoo, driving near the old frat house. That’s one cracking motor! Brave owner parks his unique £1.6m Bugatti Veyron supercar made of PORCELAIN in Paris street | Mail Online. I did not shoot it with my puny p/s.  Brenda Priddy was not there. She did not totally scoop […]

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It was 20 years ago today

well, 21 years ago…

12:01 am Waldo’s  Campus Tavern for a commemorative upside down tequila shooter.

2 or 3 pm Free Drinks with 8 at Wayside West, Uppercrust  and Ground Round

8 pm classy Andre Champagne with Pod and chesty Phi Sigma Kappa Little Sisters Maureen and Trish (Skeletor) on Elm Street.

Why is this notable?

1 – Because it made the me the first ever frat rat to escape his 21st birthday without a hangover. It is all in the pacing (a lesson that was forgotten beginning on August 29th and the 363 days that followed).

2 – That day was the most sober I was during the following (entire) academic year. I have the grades to prove it. Was never drunk in class, due to the fact of not showing up.

3 – It was just on my mind today, for some reason…

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Sparty Love

Your sister Buzzkill goers to Michigan State, home of frat parties, shitty football, and, evidently, religious cults. She will become the anti-you by joining a group of religious freaks. No booze, no smokes, no sex, no dancing, no touching, no unchaperoned interaction. And no fun, as far as anyone can tell. But lots of praying, […]

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