GFY, Wells Fargo

A $15 charge to move my money from my account to my account? Are you fucking kidding me? Then threats to convert my account so you don’t have to pay my yearly $0.01 in fake “interest”? Jesus was right about you bastard bankers.

Isn’t it Ironic

Left hand, meet right… Me: Hi Wells Fargo. After 5 years as a customer, I would like one of your awesome credit cards, like you advertise and email me about. Wells Fargo: Hi. Go fuck yourself. Later: Me: Hi Wells Fargo. After 5 years as a customer, I would like one of your awesome car […]

Wells Fargo Sucks

Her: I have a money order issued by Wells Fargo bank Me: Let’s take it to Wells Fargo Bank to be cashed. Her: It was purchased in another state Me: Wells Fargo is a National Association 10 minutes waiting in line later.. Her: Hi Wells Fargo Bank, issuer of this money order. Please cash it. […]

Wells Fargo to me: Go fuck yourself

Dear asshole: We don’t want your money. Well, we do, but we’d rather charge you $39.00 for an iTunes you forgot than take 7.9% on a balance you would pay off every month. So, keep fucking up and we’ll keep gas in the corporate jet at your expense. We’re like Exxon that way. Enjoy the […]

Wells Fargo trolls here…

stovokor.wellsfargo.com (Wells Fargo) California, San Francisco, United States, 0 returning visits Date Time WebPage March 21st 2006 02:17:18 PM Messenger Puppet :: Wells Fargo to Sock: GFY blogsearch.google.com/blogsearch?hl=en&utm_source=AdWords&utm_campaign=us-ha-en-blogsearch&utm_term=business blogs&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=g March 21st 2006 02:24:05 PM Messenger Puppet :: Main Page www.messengerpuppet.com/blog/_archives/2006/3/20/1831372.html edit – still lurking… ponfarr.wellsfargo.com (Wells Fargo Financial Services Corp) California, San Francisco, United States, […]

Wells Fargo to Sock: GFY

Sock to WFB: better that than let you touch me… Wells Fargo can blow me. Except I will probably decline the offer, the dirty bastards. Here is the scenario: Friday – title company waits too long on a wire transfer. We’ll do it on Monday Then give me a check, bitches!!! WFB: Ha! We’re closed! […]

Wells Fargo Phishing

—–Original Message—– From: [Wink Dinkerson] Sent: Wednesday, March 10, 2004 8:45 AM To: [Everybody at Wink Dinkerson’s place of employment] Subject: FW: Please verify your Wells Fargo account Gee, this sounds legit. I should give them all my account information right away. [clues are in red, editorial comment in purple] —– From: Wells Fargo Customers […]