Barry the Marxist needs to be charged with at least 5 murders and theft for stealing all Medicare people’s money [that] they paid in for their health CARE. What a fricken PRick[!] Read More
Two early voters, two votes for bayonets and against Big Bird. The koolaid is strong with these two, but ultimately, the office will be about 65/35 for the President, just like the debate results.Read more "Dare to be Stupid"
Mitt is an angry hungry horny t-rex who’s just escaped Jurassic Park. (Watch out Big Bird.) Stay with me here. In the Karl Rove contorted world of politics, we have a candidate who lies openly. His Vice President nominee lies just as much. When pressed, they have no specifics to offer. When they do […]Read more "Romnivore"
It’s also a major stretch to characterize a statement put out by embassy staff as an official Obama administration response. Especially when it was put out before the events in question, but even otherwise. Embassy staffs don’t issue the first official responses to events of national importance. You want to know what the official Obama […]Read more "Fudge Happens"
“I can see Canadia from several of my penthouses” – Willard Mitt-ens “fudge” Rmoney RomneyRead more "Words of Wisdom from Willard"
Everything you need to know about the Mesa GOP Debate: Santorum likes his fudge kisses on the mouth. Also, Newt is fat, and Ron Paul is Dobby without the whole “magic wand” thing. (Which is why Mitt and Santorum paired up him) Four candidates:Read more "The Santorum Splatter Report"
It’s like this, sortaRead more "Spreading Santorum"
Snap into position Bounce till you ache Step out of line And you end up in jail Bring me a doctor I have a hole in my head How to tell you live a life of delusion, example 812: Mitt Romney bumper sticker a year after he was bounced out of the campaign by Grandma […]Read more "Making Flippy Floppy"