or rather do the crow’s nest in, from the back seat, as Pod eases through a sea of drunk Greek assholes and wenches. Then later, get out among your people and cop some feels.
Tag: Western Michigan University
That place where one of us got a degree – and a bunch of life lessons. “Bronco High School.”
Let’s drink a toast…
unto our host, to our fair fraternity Today is the 140th anniversary of the founding of Phi Sigma Kappa. Brotherhood, Scholarship and Character, and all that. Brotherhood? Unquestionably, and in vast abundance. Scholarship? In my case, that happened AFTER I stepped away. Character? Us? Yes. Afterwards? Not so much…
This did not happen
I did not see this car in Kalamazoo, driving near the old frat house. That’s one cracking motor! Brave owner parks his unique £1.6m Bugatti Veyron supercar made of PORCELAIN in Paris street | Mail Online. I did not shoot it with my puny p/s. Brenda Priddy was not there. She did not totally scoop […]
I Went to a Garden Party…
Mmmm winter. Time to party in the student ghetto. Pod knows of a cozy little bash. Ever the nonchalant one, he sidles up to all the pretty girls at school as if he’s known them forever. Phid, on the other hand, has more of an end game approach. He gets more, earlier; Pod’s are more […]
Cereal City Blues
It’s Fall 1983. If you had bothered to attend class, this should have been the start of your junior year in college. Instead, it’s your first semester back: back in school (but it’s at a community college) back home, after a year of unspeakable horrors in the Phi Sigma Kappa house. The BK Lounge is […]
That’s one
Herron, Toussaint Strike Twice, Michigan Whips WMU in Shortened Opener ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Senior weakside linebacker Brandon Herron (Stafford, Texas/Dulles) became the first Wolverine in school history to post two defensive scores in a single contest, helping lead the University of Michigan football to a 34-10 win over Western Michigan in the 2011 season […]
The one about that girl at Osco
In the spring of 1989, I sheepishly returned to the College of Arts and Sciences with hat in hand, begging for forgiveness for the nuclear wasteland of my first two semesters, and the subsequent years of minimum wage bullshit and the Meister Brau diet and living the Blutarsky lifestyle with the bare minimum amount of […]
Chapter Advisor FAIL – why are you people counting on me?
Maybe we should chug on over to namby-pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you ya jackwagons – R. Lee Ermey My proud examples: Frank. Frank was an ordinary dude with a job at First of America. I thought he was entitled to god-status as the big dude of the chapter. He […]
Johnny Blaze
TC: What did you do wrong? Crabs: I took your truck without asking. TC: What else? Crabs: I drove it to Ann Arbor TC: What else? Crabs: …while fucked up. TC: What else? Crabs: …and I took the keg TC: What else? Crabs: … and three frat brothers TC: What else? Crabs: …and we stole […]
Why yes, they’re real
OG Fred scores the first Tesla roadster of summer. The irony of a Lotus wholly reliant on its electrical systems – some jokes just write themselves