State Trooper pulls over driver of unsafe Ford Pinto | kare11.com. Doesn’t everybody let their gas tank ride shotgun?

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I’ll take Steaming Piles for $200

Some weeks in Phoenix make you want to gouge your eyes out with forks.  Today’s villain:  the 1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass Salon. GM’s answer to the age old question:  how much DO we hate our dealers?  The good news is that they only produced about 17 of them before switching to the tolerable, conventional-looking notchback sedan.  […]

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Ford “Mustang” II

Where I saw one: North Phoenix. It’s for sale, if you’re a masochist. Nostalgia factor: -26/10 – THE WORST CAR EVER Baseline: 0, since I never personally owned one. +1 because Pod had one, -1 for orange, -1 because Yoko had one too, -+1 for Yoko’s being (appropriately) the color of shit, -1 because I […]

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1976 Oldsmobile Starfire

stock photo. rebadged Monza (which itself is a reworked Vega). What a brilliant piece of engineering. Definitely better than a Pinto.  This one has a driver door that was not bent forward to the headlights rolling out of a driveway in Colorado.  Also, it lacks a keg and big ass speakers on the rear wheel […]

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