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State Trooper pulls over driver of unsafe Ford Pinto | kare11.com. Doesn’t everybody let their gas tank ride shotgun?
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I’ll take things that work faster and better than Viagra
For $1,000, Alex. What is Farrah Fawcett on the hood. The particular car is irrelevant, as long as the hood is big enough. 1976 Ford Mustang Cobra II – Vintage Classic Cars and Girls.
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Best Mustang II Ever
Wait. There was a Superbowl today? Why the hell am I hunting Pintos behind bars?
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Some weeks in Phoenix make you want to gouge your eyes out with forks. Today’s villain: the 1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass Salon. GM’s answer to the age old question: how much DO we hate our dealers? The good news is that they only produced about 17 of them before switching to the tolerable, conventional-looking notchback sedan. […]
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Driver’s ed in the 80s:
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Lee Iacocca Just Rolled Over In His Grave
Today’s WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING Award goes to… The Ugliest Mustang Ever Or, how to turn a goddess into a walmart parking lot joke. Two fake hood scoops fake fender scoops Fake rear window scoops blocked (less functional) grille blinky mirrors (almost cool) built in rear wheel flares (cool) ugly fake slits on […]
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Where I saw one: North Phoenix. It’s for sale, if you’re a masochist. Nostalgia factor: -26/10 – THE WORST CAR EVER Baseline: 0, since I never personally owned one. +1 because Pod had one, -1 for orange, -1 because Yoko had one too, -+1 for Yoko’s being (appropriately) the color of shit, -1 because I […]
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Or, Only In Arizona (since they have long since returned to dust everywhere else (we can hope)) Kinda makes you want to hang out the window of a LeMans and drunkenly yell “oi,” doesn’t it? Actually, one time Merloid did that to me FROM one of these shitboxes. What a proud day that was – […]
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All crap, all the time, featuring: Trofeo (my new hero Molly) Gremlin (Dribble) Berlinetta (Mrs. Phid (go figure)) Yugo (Kenneth S. Berman, Republican) LeCar* (le français faux for “the car”) (Bagman), and… Pinto’s evil cousin – the “Mustang” II (Pod, Yoko). No it doesn’t prance. but it does fly, with the right inducements.
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