Someday, when I grow up….
Read more "When J.C. Whitney Catalogs Attack"Not everyone agrees. (They drove the lame automatic.)
Read more "When I’m holdin’ your wheel…"We are We are the shaken We are the monsters Underneath your bed Yeah Believe what you read We are We are mistaken We are the voices Inside your head Yeah Believe what you see
Read more "The voices inside your head"Where at least I know I’m free…
to buy a Japanese car and stick a big ass (made in China) flag on it to fool my nativist friends.
You can tell it’s a wingnut and not an homage to the space shuttle because of the W’04 sticker on the gas flap. (Or, I could be wrong and it’s a giant win for IRONY)
Read more "And I’m Proud to be an American"it doesn’t mean “toaster” or “a full reproduction of the original Roland synthesizer, with fully functional sequencer.” Dammit.
Read more "xoxBox"it looks like a cross from some cult megachurch like Cornerstone or CCV. Up close, not so much.
Read more "From a distance"