This should be me, except that I already did the blue on blue Zephyr part of this and I already did the yellow Fairmont. OTOH… Read More
If I Grew Up to Be My Dad
Zephyr
Steven Tyler told me to “Wipe This Way”
1980 Mercury Zephyr, and a bit of public commentary from my dear friend Savage Henry.
[ca. November, 1980]
1980 Mercury Zephyr
Cop or not? When you come speeding up behind one of the Phi Sigma Kappa little sisters flashing your brights, it’s sometimes hard to tell.
Read more "1980 Mercury Zephyr"1980 Mercury Zephyr
June 28, 1981, give or take three months
What substituted for a decent car.
Me: “Oooh 8 Barrel. This car feels so European”
8: “STFU, n00b. you have never been to Europe. Riding (or crashing) in a Fiat or speeding or egg missions in a POS Opel do not count as expertise. Ass. “
POS 2.3L I-4 – 88hp.
1980-1984 or 85
Read more "1980 Mercury Zephyr"ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: See ya
The Zephyr says goodbye around February 1985.
- mmmm, rust
- yes, the passenger fender is a different color.
- So is the other fender.
- So is the LR quarter panel.
- Thank a Fiesta after a toga party for the passenger front one.
Jody No. 2
The cute one. Well, the first cute one. Jody #3 was pretty hot, too. Jody #1 had, uh, a great personality! she transferred to “my” BK Lounge – Immediate OMG reaction. Beyond what happens when a girl actually talks to me. Life with Jody was Party Central:
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All crap, all the time, featuring: Trofeo (my new hero Molly) Gremlin (Dribble) Berlinetta (Mrs. Phid (go figure)) Yugo (Kenneth S. Berman, Republican) LeCar* (le français faux for “the car”) (Bagman), and… Pinto’s evil cousin – the “Mustang” II (Pod, Yoko). No it doesn’t prance. but it does fly, with the right inducements.
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More stupid college/ frat shit (mostly) A. It’s winter. Everything is covered in snow. Not the big fluffy, flaky stuff. The cold, hard, crystallized snow, that crunches like little ice cubes under your feet. What to do on a snowy night? Kegger! Drive Tom and the other, other Tom to a bash they know about […]
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Stupid Drunken Things Not To Do Golf, somebody else’s girlfriend, your girlfriends. What could possibly go wrong? If your friendships survive these… (well, they won’t, so don’t worry about it.) 1. Go to 8Barrel’s house to hang out. 8barrel will crash around midnight. Continue drinking with his GF/Fiancé Easy E. Do not, under any circumstances […]
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