1980 Mercury Zephyr, and a bit of public commentary from my dear friend Savage Henry.
[ca. November, 1980]Read more "Steven Tyler told me to “Wipe This Way”"
June 28, 1981, give or take three months
What substituted for a decent car.
Me: “Oooh 8 Barrel. This car feels so European”
8: “STFU, n00b. you have never been to Europe. Riding (or crashing) in a Fiat or speeding or egg missions in a POS Opel do not count as expertise. Ass. “
POS 2.3L I-4 – 88hp.
1980-1984 or 85Read more "1980 Mercury Zephyr"
The cute one. Well, the first cute one. Jody #3 was pretty hot, too. Jody #1 had, uh, a great personality! she transferred to “my” BK Lounge – Immediate OMG reaction. Beyond what happens when a girl actually talks to me. Life with Jody was Party Central:Read more "Jody No. 2"
More stupid college/ frat shit (mostly) A. It’s winter. Everything is covered in snow. Not the big fluffy, flaky stuff. The cold, hard, crystallized snow, that crunches like little ice cubes under your feet. What to do on a snowy night? Kegger! Drive Tom and the other, other Tom to a bash they know about […]Read more "On the Road Again"
Stupid Drunken Things Not To Do Golf, somebody else’s girlfriend, your girlfriends. What could possibly go wrong? If your friendships survive these… (well, they won’t, so don’t worry about it.) 1. Go to 8Barrel’s house to hang out. 8barrel will crash around midnight. Continue drinking with his GF/Fiancé Easy E. Do not, under any circumstances […]Read more "Girlfriend is Better"