You crack me up.
Maybe I should just hire you?
@messengerpuppet I like your blog though. Hunter S. Thompson is the best! 😉
SHUT -UP ! you are full of demons. I doubt anyone would have sex with you unless raped. Are you on Psy. meds yet ?…-Gwen Maddox Meacham (Facebook)
These are the ramblings of a real freak-Fredo Wang
You just exemplify dork now… case closed!!–Sabrina
I could go on and on, but I just got so lost… what a site… you’re insane. Good.-Minister of Cool
Thanks for ruining another fond memory.-OG Fred
Brace yourself. This is some of the most insane shit I have ever read… what the fuck is this? …this was some of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever stumbled across…. this shit just keeps getting more and more twisted. sick fucker–Cripley
-Superstar Queen of Sheba
You are absolutely insane. Can I forward this to [some chick I banged on the El, like Tom Cruise when he was sane]?? She thinks you are hilarious; I think you are fucking nuts.–gcat
What kind of loony ass mother fucker takes the time to write this madness?–Shemp
You sooooo should’ve been a writer of some sort. [Ed: as opposed to spewing this crap]–Chevelle
I agree with each and every one of your statements.–Woody
[Messenger Puppet] is great.
Your little “fuck everybody” blog? It’s not very good.