1967 Pontiac Firebird

What to Drive

to the Apocalypse

Fancy Parking: Cops Suck at It

Scottdale Cop 0207998 — “Circle of Safety”

This is John Law. John Law hates you, especially if you’re in Scottsdale and drive a car. He hates you so much, he will crowd traffic lanes… Read More

Laura

Canute with the 7-Eleven tits drove a car like this. It was mom’s.

Apoplexy

People who need to turn off Fox News:

Barry the Marxist needs to be charged with at least 5 murders and theft for stealing all Medicare people’s money [that] they paid in for their health CARE. What a fricken PRick[!] Read More

Pirate Scum

Vegas pirates — As a matter of fact, we ARE butt pirates

Otter: Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.
Flounder: Gee Otter, thanks. What do I have to do?
Otter: It means you have to drive us to the Food King.