or rather do the crow’s nest in, from the back seat, as Pod eases through a sea of drunk Greek assholes and wenches. Then later, get out among your people and cop some feels.Read more "What to drive"
Saturday Night is a Great Night for night two of a weekend bar crawl. It has to be better than Friday in Scottsdale with its lookalike clubs, bar-rescued overpriced theme bars and packs of hot but insipid ASU chicks. Plenty of milf-y Scottsdale goodness showing off their silicone, too, but they’re all paired up. Their dudes are eager to show off the handiwork and stake their claim by mashing while you do your demoralized shuffle past the minivan hormone showcase.
So Saturday, aim lower. Some place with Earth-based beer prices. Some place unfamiliar with artisanal ice. In four words
Monkey Pants: Dark. Try the Cheese.
Yucca Tap Room: Too fucking many hipsters.
Uncle Monkey: pandemographic crowd; well-lit dive
On deck the next time there’s a night off? The Goathead Saloon.Read more "Southern Nights"
In 4 words: Khan Hannibal Joker 2
Skyfall is the third Daniel Craig Bond movie. (And only the second if one ignores Quantum of Stupid (2009).like one should do with the two Dalton movies.)
Bad guy plots revenge. Bad guy has unnatural luck/genius pre-planning and improvisation. Just when you think you’ve caught him for reals, you’ve fallen right into his trap for you. Cops/redshirts are going to die. Sometimes, important people.
I loved this movie, just like the 10 previous times i saw it.
(Definitely better when sober)Read more "Skyfall (2012)"
Read more "Fredo Wang: Electioneer"
I didn’t see him on the ballot. Or maybe he is trying to get an early poll lead for “Facebook President of the World.”
Read more "Apropos of Nothing"
I found this buried in the archives as an afterthought. It deserves better.