Seven Years Later and I am back at Charlie’s. The dudes are higher and ruder and much more vulgar – and I didn’t even go inside the bar this time (since no GF).Read more "Seven Years Later"
TextNonFails – when you say “jalapeno” and the phone types “hell up in you.”Read more "#TextNonFails"
It’s not nostalgia, it’s deja vu.Read more "Oh No, Not Again"
a breakfast treat at Safeway or a horrible (yet hilarious in the the Safeway check out line) exotic male affliction.Read more
SPOCK: You’ve done well, Valeris. As your sponsor at the Academy I’ve followed your career with satisfaction. And as a Vulcan, you have exceeded my expectations.
VALERIS: I do not understand this representation.
(referring to a painting on the wall)
SPOCK: It’s a depiction from ancient Earth mythology. ‘The Expulsion from Paradise.’
VALERIS: Why keep it in your quarters?
SPOCK: To be a reminder to me that all things end.
VALERIS: It is of endings that I wish to speak. Sir, I address you as a kindred intellect. Do you not recognise …that a turning point has been reached in the affairs of the Federation?
SPOCK: History is replete with turning points, Lieutenant. You must have faith.
SPOCK: That the universe will unfold as it should.
VALERIS: But is this logical? Surely we must…
SPOCK: Logic? …Logic is the beginning of wisdom, Valeris, not the end.
“Whiskey tit” – Jet Musake, on the occasional perquisites of being breastfed.Read more "Whiskey Tit"
Read more "Tattoo You"
No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride…and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well…maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.
the Glamorous Practice of Law
This buttplug d*ck breath booty bandit gave me an STD he knew he had. I can NEVER get rid of it either. I have text and e-mails of him taunting me telling me I should be happy he gave me a gift that keeps on giving. Can I sue this d*ck??
vegas wants you drunk- the floors shake
– a twittered observation after the monorail platformand the second floor of SEMA got their own version of “morning after in Vegas” shakes. It’s the old joke of the drunk walking during an earthquake.Read more "Bounce"