Seven Years Later and I am back at Charlie’s. The dudes are higher and ruder and much more vulgar – and I didn’t even go inside the bar this time (since no GF).Read more "Seven Years Later"
TextNonFails – when you say “jalapeno” and the phone types “hell up in you.”Read more "#TextNonFails"
It’s not nostalgia, it’s deja vu.Read more "Oh No, Not Again"
The War Council is disbanded. – Me, after a frank and refreshing talk with the ex-Mrs.Read more "Peace Really is Possible"
The important thing to remember about ex-wives is that you divorced their ass for a reason. By all means be civil, but that new her is still based on the old her. Don’t be fooled by the attractive package. – Me, after a surprisingly cordial crossing of paths.
UPDATE: It’s worth it to have an actual two sided conversation. There is much to learn, genius boy. Perhaps one listened to bad advice instead of opening a dialog. Perhaps one should have gone with one’s gut, rather than the reflex of the war council.Read more "The important thing to remember"
a breakfast treat at Safeway or a horrible (yet hilarious in the the Safeway check out line) exotic male affliction.Read more
SPOCK: You’ve done well, Valeris. As your sponsor at the Academy I’ve followed your career with satisfaction. And as a Vulcan, you have exceeded my expectations.
VALERIS: I do not understand this representation.
(referring to a painting on the wall)
SPOCK: It’s a depiction from ancient Earth mythology. ‘The Expulsion from Paradise.’
VALERIS: Why keep it in your quarters?
SPOCK: To be a reminder to me that all things end.
VALERIS: It is of endings that I wish to speak. Sir, I address you as a kindred intellect. Do you not recognise …that a turning point has been reached in the affairs of the Federation?
SPOCK: History is replete with turning points, Lieutenant. You must have faith.
SPOCK: That the universe will unfold as it should.
VALERIS: But is this logical? Surely we must…
SPOCK: Logic? …Logic is the beginning of wisdom, Valeris, not the end.
“Whiskey tit” – Jet Musake, on the occasional perquisites of being breastfed.Read more "Whiskey Tit"
Read more "Tattoo You"
No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride…and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well…maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.