This buttplug d*ck breath booty bandit gave me an STD he knew he had. I can NEVER get rid of it either. I have text and e-mails of him taunting me telling me I should be happy he gave me a gift that keeps on giving. Can I sue this d*ck??
I’m very concerned about people like yourself who don’t have nothing but endless sympathy for a woman like Cindy Sheehan. Honest to Christ. Honest to Christ. I have the feeling about 60 percent of what you say is crap.
— Letterman giving it to Bill O’Reilly last night – Clip
Marty DiBergi: It’s very pretty. Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, I’ve been fooling around with it for a few months. Marty DiBergi: It’s a bit of a departure from what you normally play. Nigel Tufnel: It’s part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I’m working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don’t know why. Marty DiBergi: It’s very nice. Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like – I’m really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it’s sort of in between those, really. It’s like a Mach piece, really. It’s sort of… Marty DiBergi: What do you call this? Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called “Lick My Love Pump.”