Bounce

vegas wants you drunk- the floors shake

– a twittered observation after the monorail platformand the second floor of SEMA got their own version of “morning after in Vegas” shakes.  It’s the old joke of the drunk walking during an earthquake.

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John McSame

“I disagree with what the majority of the American people want.” –John McCain

“I ‘Don’t See How It Matters’ That I Don’t Know The Price Of Gas.” –John McCain

“Only the most deluded of us could doubt the necessity of this war.” –John McCain

“Thank God for our form of government. The media won’t let there be any cover-up.” –John McCain

“We must win in Iraq. If we withdraw, there will be chaos; there will be genocide; and they will follow us home.” –John McCain

“I am fully prepared to be commander in chief… I don’t need on-the-job training.” –John McCain

“Remember the words of Chairman Mao: ‘It’s always darkest before it’s totally black.’.” –John McCain Read More

I’m fuckin’ out of beer, man – Me, about 30 seconds ago…

beer face

 

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We’ve got Armadillos in our trousers. It’s really quite frightening.

Spinal Tap

Marty DiBergi: It’s very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, I’ve been fooling around with it for a few months.
Marty DiBergi: It’s a bit of a departure from what you normally play.
Nigel Tufnel: It’s part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I’m working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don’t know why.
Marty DiBergi: It’s very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like – I’m really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it’s sort of in between those, really. It’s like a Mach piece, really. It’s sort of…
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called “Lick My Love Pump.”

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