A brief moment of synchronicity, early in this shitshow of a year. #FuckYou2016 anyway.
Not only did Prince make a song about my old car [
Ed.: Car? Other Ed. : Forget it – he’s rolling.
], I found it on youtube right when SNL was broadcasting it on the tribute show so my computer could singalong with the TV.
Yes, I am easily amused, but also in need of those small joys sometimes
"It wasn’t ALL bad"
except with more passive aggression and veiled threats.
Q: How was your day, dear?
"A: Pretty much just like this…"
After realizing the
apes lizard people really are in control (in another 70 days or so)
I loved you
You were my first real exposure to funk. But you were more than that.
Coming from a small midwestern town, you were BATSHITFUCKINGINSANEANDDANGEROUS. Read More
to mow down a bunch of kids while this is playing. like in GTA V? Me either. #AskingForAFriend
"Did you ever get the urge///"
Not like a friendzone thing, because #norules
Thank you Sirius First Wave for the shoutout to Chi Tetarton ca. Winter ’85 and “Hot at the Phi Sigs.” Some of TC’s finest work right there. Ask Hank, he’ll tell you.
[for the last time together], we salute you.
Dear Motley Crue
Sorry I won’t see your exit after all.
Kid: Don’t take a date, take me!
Me: Of course sweetheart!
Put another way, does anybody still find dating wisdom in music videos? FWIW, the thing with Carrie didn’t last. Or was it Michelle? [
Ed.: Or some other long forgotten ] BK Lounge chick?
"ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: BJ and the Affordables"