White girls they’re pretty funny
Sometimes they drive me mad
Black girls just wanna get fucked all night
I just don’t have that much jam
Once a year, it’s time for a friend to salute her lost father with a whiskey (because full on Mahattans are too nasty). Join in from a couple thousand miles away, because why not? What could possibly go wrong?
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I am in my bed. Jesus, there’s no sun. What day is it?
Oh, my fucking god. “Whiskey.”
Why am i naked?
Shirt. Boxers. Where are my shorts?
Why are they all wet?
Why is the bathroom flooded?
Why is the shower broken? Read More
Mutant Dog Fuckers (New Formula) reunion of non-original members Victory Tour 2014 instead!
Ed.: On the bright side, I can outplay the “bassist,” and probably out sing the “vocalist.” I don’t know that I could do it any better if I was the one swimming in the chamber pot of this performance.
Screw all the 13 year old handwringing and reactionary posting.
and life on earth (or maybe not, not that I read the lyrics)
Read more "#SOAfx"Dreams will be the death of me.
[Ed.: NS for anywhere that does not dispense Thorazine and straight jackets.]
So I am crawling into a bed somewhere. Someone is already there. It’s Ruth from back in college. Big tits, big mouth. Hasn’t aged a day. Why is SHE here? I don’t really care, because: topless. Boobs in dreams are the best. But sweet alabaster-skinned Jesus, this is about to get, uh, strange.
No, BAD strange.
Hope you guess my name.
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