Michelle = MP
Magnum says goodbye from Tuan Vu on Vimeo.
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The one where we say nice things (for once) about some people and crack (the usual) bad jokes.
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It’s been real
QED
Wiener, wiener-wiener
It’s all dudes in the airport think about. Evidently.
Read more "Wiener, wiener-wiener"Whiskey, part 7
Tasty, but not so vastly different than regular, as much as I could tell, seven-year-old recollections being what they are. I swear to god, I only had two. That would have been fine, except for the pale ales, Sunbrus and that one goddam Kiltlifter. Kiltlifter is aptly named. Some beer-goggled lifting of the kilts almost happened. […]
Read more "Whiskey, part 7"Don’t Forget Your Towel
Somehow I missed last month’s 10 year anniversary of the end of my 3-year exile to Antarctica and the 2 years of recovering from frostbite. I may have been distracted by the then-looming slight possibility (something like two to the power of twenty-five thousand to one against) of ending a similar streak. Karma: Think again, Bright Boy.
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The Internet, on our Triumphant Return
And those are from the fans.
Read more "The Internet, on our Triumphant Return"The Internet: Where the HELL Have You Been?
It’s been a long couple of months. Long story short, I can’t compete with the tragicomic shitshow that is the presidency of popular vote loser Weiner von Shitstain. So, I OD’d on Strippers and cocaine joined the priesthood worked my ass off like a wage slave about to be assfucked by some oompaloompa who would rather watch […]
Read more "The Internet: Where the HELL Have You Been?"It Seemed Like a Good Idea
At the time. What to do when you’re alone in a strange town on Xmas eve eve. Dive bar? Check. Barfly who is totally not a hooker? Check? The usual charm? Check. One last round and then let’s get out of here? Sounds right. Later…
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